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April Fools 2013

Infinite Prey
Prey And Prejudice
P Is For Prey
Fifty Shades Of Prey
Solar Prey
Patriotic Prey

April Fools 2014

Cyber Prey
Maple Prey
Eat Prey Love
Sacred Prey
Lettuce Prey
Live And Let Prey

April Fools 2015

Lords of Prey
Generic Prey
Cosmic Prey
Choose Your Own Prey
Clockwork 1: Prey

April Fools 2016

The Sound and the Prey
Prey Expectations
War and Prey
Finnegans Prey
The Old Man and the Prey
The Scottish Prey

April Fools 2017

Bird of Prey
Slender Prey
Frozen Prey
Master and Prey
Gods of Prey
Jurassic Prey

April Fools 2018

Seven Percent Prey
Elder Prey
Barbaric Prey
Satanic Prey
Martian Prey
Forbidden Prey

April Fools 2019

Cheddar Prey
The Girl Who Stalked Her Prey
Lunar Prey
Boring Prey
Drunken Prey
Atomic Prey

Boring Prey

Boring Prey!
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"Hey Chet, y'ever consider what a miraculous place the world is? How we're limited beings with nevertheless limitless potential, capable of the greatest wonders or horrors the Earth has ever witnessed?"
"Nope, can't say as I have."
"Yeah, me neither."

Boring, Nebraska. Population: seventeen. No stores, no streetlights. Nothing ever happens here. Even the local crossroads has only one road.
Lucas has been here now for... he's not really sure how long. All the days are exactly the same. Seasons come and go. But somewhere out there, maybe, a killer is waiting: the Butcher of Ogallala, one of top fifty most notorious serial killers in all of western Nebraska.
Then again, maybe not. Lucas has tried surveiling the town, but there's no there there. The weather changes from not-quite-cold to nearly-warm and then back again. The winds rise and then fall. Even the clouds are starting to look familiar. And still, Lucas is no closer to solving anything. Not that there is necessarily anything to solve.
But in a game in which everyone is waiting for the other person to make the first move, can there really be any winners?

April 1, 2019