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April Fools 2013

Infinite Prey
Prey And Prejudice
P Is For Prey
Fifty Shades Of Prey
Solar Prey
Patriotic Prey

April Fools 2014

Cyber Prey
Maple Prey
Eat Prey Love
Sacred Prey
Lettuce Prey
Live And Let Prey

April Fools 2015

Lords of Prey
Generic Prey
Cosmic Prey
Choose Your Own Prey
Clockwork 1: Prey

April Fools 2016

The Sound and the Prey
Prey Expectations
War and Prey
Finnegans Prey
The Old Man and the Prey
The Scottish Prey

April Fools 2017

Bird of Prey
Slender Prey
Frozen Prey
Master and Prey
Gods of Prey
Jurassic Prey

April Fools 2018

Seven Percent Prey
Elder Prey
Barbaric Prey
Satanic Prey
Martian Prey
Forbidden Prey

April Fools 2019

Cheddar Prey
The Girl Who Stalked Her Prey
Lunar Prey
Boring Prey
Drunken Prey
Atomic Prey

Cheddar Prey

Cheddar Prey!
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"Who would hate Wisconsin enough to do this?
"Most of Minnesota, most of Illinois, the upper peninsula in Michigan, the Tillamook cheese company, the 2011 Pittsburgh steelers, the Minnesota Vikings from any year... take your pick."

The largest wheel of cheese in Wisconsin has been stolen, and Lucas Davenport is on the case.
In a better world, he wouldn't be. He'd be chasing fugitives from justice, or tracking down serial killers, or beating psychopaths at their own deadly game. But evidently there's a small clause in the charter for the U.S. Marshals Service that gives them exclusive jurisdiction over cheese-related crimes. Who knew?
Lucas isn't exactly a stranger to Wisconsin, and he knows it's full of colorful personalities — enough to populate a Virgil novel with a few left over. But now he's going toe-to-toe with a megalomaniacal dairy tycoon, a cutthroat Québécois cheese cartel out for revenge, an "Eat Cheese And We'll Kill You" contingent of militant Vegans... and those seem to be the more stable ones. There are a few people in the fringes who seem to be truly crazed.
And Lucas knows that it would take more than a truly crazed person to steal the cheese. They'd also need a truck. Probably.

April 1, 2019