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April Fools 2013

Infinite Prey
Prey And Prejudice
P Is For Prey
Fifty Shades Of Prey
Solar Prey
Patriotic Prey

April Fools 2014

Cyber Prey
Maple Prey
Eat Prey Love
Sacred Prey
Lettuce Prey
Live And Let Prey

April Fools 2015

Lords of Prey
Generic Prey
Cosmic Prey
Choose Your Own Prey
Clockwork 1: Prey

April Fools 2016

The Sound and the Prey
Prey Expectations
War and Prey
Finnegans Prey
The Old Man and the Prey
The Scottish Prey

April Fools 2017

Bird of Prey
Slender Prey
Frozen Prey
Master and Prey
Gods of Prey
Jurassic Prey

April Fools 2018

Seven Percent Prey
Elder Prey
Barbaric Prey
Satanic Prey
Martian Prey
Forbidden Prey

April Fools 2019

Cheddar Prey
The Girl Who Stalked Her Prey
Lunar Prey
Boring Prey
Drunken Prey
Atomic Prey

Lettuce Prey

Live And Let Prey!
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"You used to say, 'Live and let Live.' You know you did, you know you did, you know you did."

Lucas Davenport's got a big, big problem. The song "Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney & Wings is stuck in his head, and it won't leave. It's only there because of a James Bond movie marathon the other night, but now it's playing in his head nonstop.
To make matters worse, he's obsessing on one insidious phrase, "In this crazy world in which we live in..." The blatant disregard for good grammar is annoying him, driving him over the edge... and beyond.
But the worst is yet to come: he finds out that he's been mishearing the song and getting the words wrong for his entire life. The actual lyrics make sense. But for Lucas, it's far, far too late...
With no particular case to distract him, and with his wife gone on a Caribbean getaway, Lucas finds himself pushed to the brink in a way he never expected.

April 1, 2014