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April Fools 2013

Infinite Prey
Prey And Prejudice
P Is For Prey
Fifty Shades Of Prey
Solar Prey
Patriotic Prey

April Fools 2014

Cyber Prey
Maple Prey
Eat Prey Love
Sacred Prey
Lettuce Prey
Live And Let Prey

April Fools 2015

Lords of Prey
Generic Prey
Cosmic Prey
Choose Your Own Prey
Clockwork 1: Prey

April Fools 2016

The Sound and the Prey
Prey Expectations
War and Prey
Finnegans Prey
The Old Man and the Prey
The Scottish Prey

April Fools 2017

Bird of Prey
Slender Prey
Frozen Prey
Master and Prey
Gods of Prey
Jurassic Prey

April Fools 2018

Seven Percent Prey
Elder Prey
Barbaric Prey
Satanic Prey
Martian Prey
Forbidden Prey

April Fools 2019

Cheddar Prey
The Girl Who Stalked Her Prey
Lunar Prey
Boring Prey
Drunken Prey
Atomic Prey

Maple Prey

Maple Prey!
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"Well, now, there's no need to be rude, eh?"

From its dangerous national obsession with "hockey" to its terrifying rational health care system, Lucas has always considered Canada to be one of the most un-American nations north of the border. The average Canadian, he thinks, may look like an otherwise sane, stable, mature individual, but that's just a disguise to cover up the sane, stable, mature individual underneath.
But now they've opened a Tim Hortons in Duluth, and that's one step too far.
Backed by absolutely nobody, and surrounded by people suggesting that maybe he needs to switch to decaf for a while, Lucas is stonewalled whenever he tries to convince people of the creeping menace posed by the Great White North. If he doesn't act, and soon, he fears that something might happen. Something moderate and reasonable, he suspects — he really doesn't know what it might be — but moderate and reasonable has never been the American way.
But what can he do? One man against the world's second largest country by area? It's miles beyond what he's ever gone up against.
Or, perhaps, kilometers. That's what they use, eh?

April 1, 2014